I Hate People Unisex Hoodie

Description

Fashion trends come and go, but hating people? That’s timeless. This cozy sweatshirt lets the world know exactly where you stand—at least six feet away from everyone. 🙃

Perfect for:
✔ Introverts who’ve mastered the art of the Irish Goodbye
✔ Customer service workers on the brink
✔ People who get irrationally angry at slow walkers
✔ Anyone who hates small talk but loves oversized comfort

🔥 Features:
✔ Ultra-soft fleece fabric – because misanthropy should be comfy
✔ Bold, sarcastic design – perfect for repelling unwanted conversations
✔ Machine washable – unlike your patience for humanity

🎁 Makes a great gift for besties, coworkers, or your favorite grumpy goblin.

Buy now. Wear it daily. Avoid people effortlessly. 😈🖤

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, which is good for the planet and your karma. Look at you being a decent person! Ugh. Gross.