I Hate People (But Not You) Greeting Card

Description

Let’s be real—people suck. But every once in a while, someone comes along who’s… tolerable. Maybe even loveable.
This card is for that rare unicorn. 🦄

Perfect for:
✔ Best friends who share your mutual hatred for humanity
✔ Work BFFs who help you survive meetings with “the others”
✔ That one person you’d still talk to during the apocalypse
✔ A weirdly sweet way to say “You’re my favorite human disaster.”

🔥 Features:
✔ Blank inside – for your own snarky love note or NSFW doodle
✔ High-quality cardstock – because they’re barely worth it
✔ Envelope included – unlike the emotional baggage of most people
✔ Guaranteed to make them laugh, cry, or question your sanity

🎁 Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or any time you need to remind someone they’re the exception to your rule.

Hate the world together. It’s called friendship.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, which is good for the planet and your karma. Look at you being a decent person! Ugh. Gross.