Greeting card

Description

Some cards say “Thinking of You.” This one says, “Thinking of How Much Better Life Is Without You Around.” ✨

Perfect for:
✔ Your least favorite coworker’s farewell party (Bye Felicia 👋)
✔ That one friend who always overstays their welcome
✔ Family gatherings when passive-aggression just isn’t enough
✔ A fun way to say “GTFO” without actually saying it

🔥 Features:
✔ Blank inside – because we trust you to make it worse
✔ High-quality cardstock – because pettiness should be premium
✔ Guaranteed to make them laugh… or question everything
🎁 Pairs perfectly with a one-way plane ticket or a firm handshake goodbye.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, which is good for the planet and your karma. Look at you being a decent person! Ugh. Gross.