Description
Welcome to parenthood—where sleep is a myth, silence is suspicious, and spit happens. A lot. This onesie is for the baby who’s not sorry and the parent who gave up on clean clothes weeks ago.
Perfect for:
✔ Babies with attitude (and reflux)
✔ Parents who prefer humor over perfection
✔ Baby shower gifts that actually get remembered
✔ Anyone who’s been hit with the “sudden sneeze + milk combo”
🔥 Features:
✔ 100% ringspun cotton – gentle on baby skin, tough on sass
✔ Envelope neckline – for easier “poo-splosion” escapes 💩
✔ Snap closures – because wrestling a baby is a sport
✔ Unisex fit – because all babies spit equally
🎁 Pairs perfectly with burp cloths, dry shampoo, and a sense of humor.
Add to cart. Embrace the chaos. Accept the drool. 😈🍼
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Lap shoulders
• Three-snap closure
• Envelope neckline
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, which is good for the planet and your karma. Look at you being a decent person! Ugh. Gross.
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